Three word story

Alright, I start with 3 words, then the next poster adds 3 words until we have a full story (which knowing you n00bs, will be fucked up).

Once upon a


time i fucked

a chinese prostitute

and then I

forgot to wear

a condom and

then i noticed

she wasn’t a

Chinese prostitute but

a confused goat

With a penis

as large as

Mine. The end. :]

that had on

Chuck Norris’s ego

but then when

i made her

cum i said

who wanted a

jar of KY